Folklore
Bookmarks
Fiction
Lines
Problems
Templates
Christ McDonald
10 Rules of Internet
A Conspiracy To Kill IE6
A Story About 'Magic'
Alice in Modeland
Aliens and Calendars
Amazon's First Job Posting
An Update on Facebook Video Marketing Metrics
Bell Labs' Productivity Mystery
Best Practices for Time Travellers
Bill Gates Tries To Install Windows Movie Maker
Bill Gates Wrote FAT on an Airplane
Blinkenlichten
C Locale Braindeath
Cannot simultaneously fix and keep job. Therefore, won't fix.
Competing with GPT
Context Menu Hell
Cool URIs Don't Change
Dear Google Cloud
Digg v4
Dispatch From the Cyberpunk City
Do Things, Tell People
Ellsberg's Advice For Kissinger
Facing the Street
Factory Factory Factory
Feminist Server Manifesto
File Over App
Git Koans
Group Chats Rule the World
Growth at Tumblr and Wordpress
Guerilla Open Access Manifesto
Heaven Banning
I No Longer Built Software
In the Beginning was the Command Line
Incomplete List of Mistakes in the Design of CSS
Interviewing for Canonical
JSX, React Native, and TypeScript
Kurt Vonnegut Grades
Larry Page Builds a Web Robot
Leaving LinkedIn
Life of an Oracle Developer
Man Spends Entire Career Mastering Crappy Codebase
No Coffee == No Job
No dogs were harmed in the making of this app
Not a real engineer
On the Origin of .DS_Store
On the Origin of Emacs
On the Origin of Toots
On the Origins of Rust
OpenOffice Can't Print on Tuesdays
Oracle as Lawnmower
Originality Not Required
PSD is not my favourite file format
Please Drink Verification Can
Pocket Veto
Price of ChatGPT's API vs Human
Put yourself in Jia Tan's shoes
Regular Expressions and HTML
Rob Pike's 5 Rules of Programming
Rob Pike's Lesson in Shortcuts
SRE Threats
Sleep Sort
Steve Yegge's Tale of Geoworks
Stevey's Google Platforms Rant
Superstitious Encoding
Svelte parses HTML all wrong
The Bitter Lesson
The CMD-Click Manifesto
The Cab Ride I'll Never Forget
The Case of the 500-Mile Email
The Crawford Principles
The Damned Can Now Play Three Chords
The Descent to C
The Future of Open Source
The Nazi Bar Problem
The Patron Saint of Yak Shaves
The Reddit Long Con
The Smallest Quine
The Unknown Citizen
The bin Split
Things Many People Find Too Obvious To Have Told You Already
Thoughts On Flash
TikTok's Enshittification
Time Traveller on IRC
Unix Recovery Legend
Usenet Post Warning
Virtues of a Good Programmer
We Do Not Break Userspace
We Have No Moat, And Neither Does OpenAI
When Is Midnight
Wikipedia and Anti-Elitism
Worse is Better
Yak Shaving
carproblems.txt
Christ McDonald
The GOAT himself,
Chris McDonald
on his name.
